7 Reasons To Date A Stoner
If you’re into marijuana and single, you should try dating a stoner. Of course, a common interest like getting high shouldn’t be the only reason to date a stoner dude. There are plenty of other things about stoners that make them a good boyfriend material. But keep in mind that not all of them are the same and that not everyone is ideal. There might be some really rotten ones, bipolar, depressed, completely broke, lazy, annoying, and unintelligent creatures. So, in the end, it’s up to you to decide. Let’s look into the average stoner boy qualities that makes them date-able.
He might not have hippy-like beliefs. But, he accepts the weirdness of the world, has respect for sexual minorities, human rights, religion, and feminism. And, is not a racist or hypocrite. I guess the relaxed attitude has something to do with this. Also, the marijuana just makes almost anyone look at almost anything with more loving eyes and believe in humanity.
A stoner will find something to laugh at literally in anything. And that’s what makes him funny. A zombie and a vampire can just become a vambie and a zompire. He will also show you that everything has a bright side and then come across something worth laughing at. Like that recipe that came out terrible, but at least no-one got diarrhea. Even though it looked and smelled like a toddler’s puke. And, finally, he will teach you how to laugh at yourself.
Chillaxed Go-With-The-Flow Attitude
A stoner won’t pressure you, try to convince you, or get mad at you. He’s like a sloth. Slow and laid-back. You won’t have to experience drama or disappoint someone’s expectations of you. Every pothead knows that there’s more to life than getting stuck in a rut.
Freaking Amazing Cooking Skills
Although the food presentation might not be that of Gordon Ramsey, a daily toker could surprise you with new combinations of flavors or food experiments. You might wonder where he draws inspiration from. But munchies are inspirational enough to use Mac ‘n’ Cheese as a pizza topping. And have you heard of a pizza dog? Now you have. But be assured – there are no better brownies than those made by a stoner.
Good Taste for Music and Movies
A stoner always finds the right music for a smoking session. Whether it’s reggae, indie-scmindie, rock, hip-hop, or even classical music. You will find yourself melting into the couch while washed by the tunes played. Or sometimes you will be completely stuck to the screen watching a movie. It might be a documentary about cosmos, a sci-fi movie from the 80s, or anything from Coen brothers or Quentin Tarantino, or something you had never heard of before.
Somehow most stoners have the ability to turn a superficial chit-chat into a deep conversation, contemplation about life and its values, bizarre and mystical things. A pothead’s well-justified and logical arguments will create an impression that he’s sober. At some point, he will come across something funny and burst into laughter. You won’t be bored at all.
Not Obsessed with Appearance
It’s not like a pothead doesn’t care about looks at all. He just keeps the personal maintenance up to a minimum. And you should too. He will cuddle you even without a makeup and a huge pimple on your nose, and excess weight. There’s even something better than teaching to laugh at yourself. It is self-acceptance and love.
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